Kosher (That Ain't)
                  © 2016
          
            First you tell me you love me
            Then you turn around an snub me
            That Ain't Kosher
            No, That Ain't Kosher

            You say I'm your one and only
            Then you don't want to know me
            That Ain't Kosher
            Oh, That Ain't Kosher

            When we're home all alone you come on so strong
            Yea that's when we're home
            Then with your girlfriends oh everything ends
            And it's me and my drink talking
            
            When we're out on a date you don't hesitate
            To hold me by the waist
            Then your girlfriends come along and the huging all's gone
            And it's me and my drink all alone